aka: lj, lil’ jon
age: tee double-you eeee en tee why
hood: slc. oh fo sho
criminal record: does getting suspended for stealing candy
at six flags in eighth grade count for anything?
silver screen: meathead films “wild stallions”, rage films
“pretty good” and “such is life”
published in: freeskier, bravo ski
coaches: windells
hobbies: running, film/animation/editing
favorite aspect of skiing: tail grabs
plans for 09/10: have lots of fun, and compete some
i like First Drop: because their outerwear is dope and they
are super supportive!
lj just might be the happiest guy in skiing. if you ever see him not smiling, it’s not lj. it’s probably just some gaper wearing an lj costume. yes, that’s right, people want to be lj so badly that they wear lj masks pretending to be him. women want him, and men leave their girlfriends for a chance to be with him. so if you see an lj impostor, go right up to him, rip the mask off, and ski away laughing. if you actually do spot a real lj, consider yourself lucky and quickly ask him if you can spend some time with him. he is a very fast skier, so waste no time. even skiing one run with lj can cause a euphoria of happiness to spread through your body. yep, his stoke is that infectious.
john strenio
TM
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